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Articles by Agent X

Hell – Under New Management

Evil vampire and media ghoul, Rupert Murdoch has resigned as CEO of 21st Century Fox and, in an unsurprising move, is now lobbying for the Throne of Hell. This move has been [...]

12th June 2015 // 0 Comments

Art Thou Afraid?

Today, the government released controversial new plans to use creative-types as a cheap source of winter fuel. Prime Minister David Cameroon said: “Creatives [...]

9th June 2015 // 0 Comments

Extra! Extra! – Poem For Our Times

Read All About It   80s celebs in kiddie-porn shocker Government taxing working wage Singer starlet pops out knocker Tits have moved to the front page   Al Qaeda [...]

14th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Fear and Loathing in TV Adverts

I’m going to try and pace myself with this article because this topic makes me fucking angr… wait… slow down there buddy… because it makes me angry. [...]

29th April 2015 // 0 Comments

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