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Corbyn blamed for England result.

The Labour party erupted in turmoil as England lost 2-1 against Iceland. A letter calling for Corbyn’s resignation as Labour leader, signed by two front bencher MPs. [...]

27th June 2016 // 0 Comments

Robin ‘in the’ Thicke of it

It’s been around four years since ‘pop singer’ Robin Thicke Cunt, aka Robin Thicke released his track blurred lines but it has taken up until now for a [...]

19th January 2016 // 0 Comments

Swine Minister

We’re all in it together are we Dave? Care to specify what we’re in? I’ve never wanted a Daily Mail article to be totally true, until now. With worries that the [...]

21st September 2015 // 0 Comments

Shonk Birthday Farce

  The other day was our illustrious leader’s birthday. Though in fact it was not. He lied. He (or she, ok let’s be politically correct here) was after [...]

13th July 2015 // 0 Comments

Hell – Under New Management

Evil vampire and media ghoul, Rupert Murdoch has resigned as CEO of 21st Century Fox and, in an unsurprising move, is now lobbying for the Throne of Hell. This move has been [...]

12th June 2015 // 0 Comments

Art Thou Afraid?

Today, the government released controversial new plans to use creative-types as a cheap source of winter fuel. Prime Minister David Cameroon said: “Creatives [...]

9th June 2015 // 0 Comments

Nigelstein Rises from Grave

The questionable love child of Mr. Bean and a member of the N.C.F Count Nigelstein has risen from the dead by unresigning! Nigelstein suffered a miserable defeat in South [...]

11th May 2015 // 0 Comments

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