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80s celebs in kiddie-porn shocker

Government taxing working wage

Singer starlet pops out knocker

Tits have moved to the front page

 

Al Qaeda take back Iraq

Thailand plane goes missing

Oxbridge schoolboy in terror attack

Same-sex couples kissing

 

Child abuse hush-up: MPs guilty

Top cop found in possession

NHS staff cuts: coffers empty

Ride double-dip recession

 

Footy star caught in cocaine bender

Ban zero hour contracts

Church shame funding payday lender

PM issues bedroom tax

 

Scottish vote for independence

New born baby Royal

Easter service: Queen in attendance

BP tanker spills out oil

 

Sportsman lied in courtroom summons

Million pound bonus bankers

Front bench sleep in House of Commons

Arseholes, fat-cats, w**kers

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