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Tories Trump Trump!

The idea of Donald Trump, a man who changes his mind more than a stereotypical shopper in a shoe sale becoming the next President of The United States of America is to be [...]

8th June 2016 // 0 Comments

Swine Minister

We’re all in it together are we Dave? Care to specify what we’re in? I’ve never wanted a Daily Mail article to be totally true, until now. With worries that the [...]

21st September 2015 // 0 Comments

Man doesn’t sing a song!

Today I awoke to a divided nation. Two tribes had gone to war over the single most important event in British politics’ history. A man didn’t sing a song. That’s right, [...]

16th September 2015 // 0 Comments

The Squeen’s Peach

The Queen of Britain did her parliamentary speech thing recently to open the doors to the new wave nazi movement that we know as The Tories. If you haven’t watched the [...]

28th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Your Guns are Pointing the Wrong Way

The News: Anti-austerity marches are taking place all over Britain ever since Hitler’s half melted waxwork got back into number 10 without his easily bought lapdog. [...]

24th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Extra! Extra! – Poem For Our Times

Read All About It   80s celebs in kiddie-porn shocker Government taxing working wage Singer starlet pops out knocker Tits have moved to the front page   Al Qaeda [...]

14th May 2015 // 0 Comments

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