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An Unlikely Union For The Greater Good?

The News: A cross-Party group have submitted a petition to David ‘Satan ain’t got shit on me’ Cameron’s house, Number 10 Downing Street today. The [...]

18th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Nigelstein Rises from Grave

The questionable love child of Mr. Bean and a member of the N.C.F Count Nigelstein has risen from the dead by unresigning! Nigelstein suffered a miserable defeat in South [...]

11th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Deed Pole Disaster with UKIP Leader

UKIP leader and human Pez Dispenser Nigel Fridge was once again denied his application to change his surname by the Deed Pole Office it has been revealed. Nigel had requested [...]

23rd April 2015 // 0 Comments