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So long and Thanks for Nothing

Yesterday in Caldicot, Monmouthshire home of our central news division the HSBC bank closed its doors. Well, actually they just took all the signs down and left the doors [...]

7th June 2016 // 0 Comments

Trio see a Trio

The first gig that The Duchess & I have been to since we saw Alt+J in November. The last band I had seen were The Residents so I needed to cleanse my ‘live [...]

16th May 2016 // 0 Comments

You can’t knock on laminate!

I don’t know if it was the fact that we were child free for a few hours of because we had just gone a bit silly in the excitement of going out but either way we were [...]

16th May 2016 // 1 Comment

“These Dukes are Your Hazard”

A very excited SyJay and I drove the 50/60 miles from our house to Evesham last night to see The Dowling Poole. Their 2014 album Bleak Strategies was given to me funnily [...]

13th May 2016 // 0 Comments

Iain Duncan’s Pixel Price Preposterous Idea

Alliteration is fun. Iain Duncan Smith is not fun. The Jim Jones incarnate has proved that he is totally fucking mental by forking out just over £8.5 million pounds on a 40 [...]

21st October 2015 // 0 Comments

Here is a Shonk Sandwich

Like so many people across the United Kingdom the good people at Shonk HQ have recently been asking the question ‘What now?’ – The elections happened and [...]

27th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Your Guns are Pointing the Wrong Way

The News: Anti-austerity marches are taking place all over Britain ever since Hitler’s half melted waxwork got back into number 10 without his easily bought lapdog. [...]

24th May 2015 // 0 Comments

An Unlikely Union For The Greater Good?

The News: A cross-Party group have submitted a petition to David ‘Satan ain’t got shit on me’ Cameron’s house, Number 10 Downing Street today. The [...]

18th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Congratulations to Iain Duncan Smiff

Failed Romper Stomper extra Iain Duncan Smiff has won April’s Twat of The Month award with 63% of the votes! Rest assured The Shonk will be sending him a certificate [...]

1st May 2015 // 0 Comments