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An Unlikely Union For The Greater Good?

The News: A cross-Party group have submitted a petition to David ‘Satan ain’t got shit on me’ Cameron’s house, Number 10 Downing Street today. The [...]

18th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Another flag-pole Issue (A literal one)

A 71 year old pensioner named Beryl Mcnichol erected an 18ft flag pole onto her allotment in Mansfield about 18 months ago. Since she had it fitted she has flown various [...]

14th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Nigelstein Rises from Grave

The questionable love child of Mr. Bean and a member of the N.C.F Count Nigelstein has risen from the dead by unresigning! Nigelstein suffered a miserable defeat in South [...]

11th May 2015 // 0 Comments

My Voting Conundrum

There is only one sleep left until voting day, local community centers, sports clubs, churches and schools will be transformed into ballot centers. Doddering volunteers with [...]

6th May 2015 // 0 Comments

Fear and Loathing in TV Adverts

I’m going to try and pace myself with this article because this topic makes me fucking angr… wait… slow down there buddy… because it makes me angry. [...]

29th April 2015 // 0 Comments

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